Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

iseelightattheendofthetunnel:

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

I died at hakuna your tatas

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tyleroakley:

221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

the newest addition to my bucket list

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ruinedchildhood:

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garabating:

8-bit Ghibli by Richard J. Evans

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kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad

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nevver:

Gradients

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